Slogans

My slogans for the Catholic Church:

Ultra-Orthodoxy and Anti-Imperialism United!

Anti-imperialism is the only popular ideology in today’s world - the only train leaving the station. We either hop on board or get left behind.
We must capture anti-imperialism's sister ideology, socialism, as well. To win control of socialism is to win everything. Socialism is both popular and universal and those connected to it prosper.

And for the next pope:

African and Anti-Islamic!

Pope John Paul II stood resolutely against Communism. Now Islam must be opposed with equal vigor. How about Pope John XXIV (after Prester John)!